Dear Store Manager:

We are conducting a contest to name the best caption for the superhero prototype below;

This is a pull-string toy, example messages are listed below.

We greatly appreciate your participation.

Submit all captions to blitz @blitzdesign.com

 

We will post captions periodically as we decide on our new products promotion.

EXAMPLES:

  • a. Nothing says lovin like a good Ole fashioned Troy
  • b. Natural breasts?
  • c .I put new meaning to the name: Troy
  • d .Hitler?? Was Hitler hung like this???
  • e. Damn I wish this superglue would let go . . . . . .
  • f. Blue Ox - Whatever check out my Blue Heron.
  • g. Pirate + Stripper = Troy.
  • h. Get in my belly!
  • i. My Pants Are Chaffing Me !!!!
  • j. My stage name is Andie.