Dear Store Manager:

We are conducting a contest to name the best caption for the superhero prototype below;

This is a pull-string toy, example messages are listed below.

We greatly appreciate your participation.

Submit all captions to blitz @blitzdesign.com

We will post captions periodically as we decide on our new products promotion.

EXAMPLES:

• a. Nothing says lovin like a good Ole fashioned Troy
• b. Natural breasts?
• c .I put new meaning to the name: Troy
• d .Hitler?? Was Hitler hung like this???
• e. Damn I wish this superglue would let go . . . . . .
• f. Blue Ox - Whatever check out my Blue Heron.
• g. Pirate + Stripper = Troy.
• h. Get in my belly!
• i. My Pants Are Chaffing Me !!!!
• j. My stage name is Andie.